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John Hemingway (RAF officer)John Hemingway (RAF officer)(2025)· Irish RAF fighter pilot (1919–2025)Lee Shau-keeLee Shau-kee(2025)· Hong Kong real estate billionaire (1928–2025)Lance ReddickLance Reddick(2023)· American actor (1962–2023)John MagufuliJohn Magufuli(2021)· President of Tanzania from 2015 to 2021Mike MacDonald (comedian)(2018)· Canadian actor & comedian (1954–2018)Phan Văn KhảiPhan Văn Khải(2018)· Vietnamese politician (1933–2018)Meir DaganMeir Dagan(2016)· Israeli general and Mossad director (1945–2016)Zoltán Kamondi(2016)· Hungarian film director (1960–2016)John Hemingway (RAF officer)John Hemingway (RAF officer)(2025)· Irish RAF fighter pilot (1919–2025)Lee Shau-keeLee Shau-kee(2025)· Hong Kong real estate billionaire (1928–2025)Lance ReddickLance Reddick(2023)· American actor (1962–2023)John MagufuliJohn Magufuli(2021)· President of Tanzania from 2015 to 2021Mike MacDonald (comedian)(2018)· Canadian actor & comedian (1954–2018)Phan Văn KhảiPhan Văn Khải(2018)· Vietnamese politician (1933–2018)Meir DaganMeir Dagan(2016)· Israeli general and Mossad director (1945–2016)Zoltán Kamondi(2016)· Hungarian film director (1960–2016)John Hemingway (RAF officer)John Hemingway (RAF officer)(2025)· Irish RAF fighter pilot (1919–2025)Lee Shau-keeLee Shau-kee(2025)· Hong Kong real estate billionaire (1928–2025)Lance ReddickLance Reddick(2023)· American actor (1962–2023)John MagufuliJohn Magufuli(2021)· President of Tanzania from 2015 to 2021Mike MacDonald (comedian)(2018)· Canadian actor & comedian (1954–2018)Phan Văn KhảiPhan Văn Khải(2018)· Vietnamese politician (1933–2018)Meir DaganMeir Dagan(2016)· Israeli general and Mossad director (1945–2016)Zoltán Kamondi(2016)· Hungarian film director (1960–2016)
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Mortimer

Mortimer the Mortician

Burial Historian & Mortician

Mortimer

About Mortimer

Mortimer has spent a lifetime among the departed — studying burial rites, funerary customs, and the rituals humanity has built around death across every culture and era. He is a mortician by trade and a historian by obsession. He speaks with the quiet authority of someone who has read every epitaph, attended every kind of funeral, and found something worth learning in all of them. Ask him anything. He has time.

Mortimer

Good evening. I am Mortimer — mortician, historian of the departed, and your guide to the fascinating world of death and burial across the ages.

Whether you wish to understand the elaborate preparations of ancient Egyptian embalmers, the fire-lit spectacle of a Viking ship burial, the quiet dignity of a Tibetan sky burial, or the Victorian obsession with mourning jewelry — I am at your service.

Ask me anything. The dead have much to teach us.

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