Famous Last Words

"I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have."

"Was it done with radium or mesothorium?"

"Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

"It is very beautiful over there."

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."

"I am not the least afraid to die."

"I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis."

"I'm bored with it all."

"Jesus! Jesus! Jesus!"

"A dying man can do nothing easy."

"Friends, applaud. The comedy is finished."

"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies."

"Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!"

"Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here."

"Thomas Jefferson survives."

"Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive."

"All my possessions for a moment of time."

"(spoke in German — nurse didn't understand German)"

"Do not disturb my circles."

"Et tu, Brute?"

"Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Please, don't forget to pay the debt."

"Lord help my poor soul."

"That guy's gotta stop... He'll see us."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Goodbye. If we meet—"

"Now it's nothing but torture and makes no sense anymore."

"I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

"France, the Army, Josephine."

"Hey Ram."

"She won't think anything about it."

"So it is thus that I lose you, Charmion?"

"And yet it moves."

"I don't know what I may seem to the world, but as to myself, I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the sea-shore."

"(disputed — no confirmed last words)"

"The sadness will last forever."

"I hope the exit is joyful — and I hope never to return."

"I'm going to the bathroom to read."

"(Asked where he wanted to be buried) Surprise me."

"How were the receipts today at Madison Square Garden?"